but it’s short.
Little Brown Nose
(to the tune of, well, Little Brown Jug) <–music
Ho ho ho, hee hee hee,
Tom Delay’s off to the penitentiary.
Hee hee hee, ho ho ho,
What took him so long to go?
Tom had to make it to his court date,
Took a plane so he wouldn’t be late.
JetBlue wasn’t good enough for him, oh no,
He borrowed a plane from Big Tobacco!