We wish you a Merry Fitzmas,
We wish you a Merry Fitzmas
And a Libby-less Year!
…Have yourself a Merry little Fitzmas,
May your hopes be bright
Soon the neo-cons will all be out of sight…
…We five counts of perjury are*,
Booting Scooter, har-de-har-har.
Still it’s trippy that only Libby’s
Been indicted so far.
*I know, I know: two perjury, two false statement, one obstruction of justice. But this scans better.