Sucketh. Much Suckham. Suckus majorus. Suckosity in Ten Cities. Suck-otash on a sucky-ass stick. Suckleberry shortcake. The Suckaheim Mighty Sucks. Suck not, lest ye be sucked yourself. Ted Sucksynzki, the Suckerbomber. Jerry Suckheimer, Steven Suckelberg and M. Night Suckyamalan. Jesus Christ Suckerstar. How much suck would this sucky book suck if this sucky book could suck suck?
I am hoping it is salvageable (salvagable? selvagiabull?). But I have my doubts.
Hell, hell, hell. Who told me I could write, anyway?
N.B.: The "book" in question is my long-brewing novel, not Digital 5 (a quality piece of workspersonship indeed!) or anything else I’ve actually been *asked* (or *paid*) to write.