Your own personal Jesus

I don’t think this was supposed to be funny, but it is:

Messenger of Faith Dolls

And to those few readers who know about the boycott and are wondering why I would link to such an odious site… c’mon, cut me some slack. How could you possibly expect me to pass up such gems as "…somehow
Jesus ended up whacking [my daughter] on the head.  OK, so he had some help from
my son who ended up in time out and Jesus ended up on top of the
refrigerator while we worked with my daughter on just letting her
brother play alone."

Then Jesus made a grilled cheese sandwich and ate it while sitting on the couch. Then He started watching the Florida-UCLA game… it started to stress Him out and He ended up back on top of the refrigerator.


About Molly Newman

Writer, cook and trivia/spelling bee hostess, living it up in North Portland.
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3 Responses to Your own personal Jesus

  1. jeannie says:

    slightly freaky info, but on an up note I now have depeche mode stuck in my head ;p

  2. tia says:

    ok, so i *totally* am singing that song now, too! ROFL!!

  3. Bwah! Something else to keep me procrastinating on the 400 pages of text that need to be proofed by noon!

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