Why does Bill Conrad (R-California’s Central Valley) think you ought not to vote for his primary opponent, Tom Berryhill?
Because Tom Berryhill "doesn’t have the HEART for State Assembly."
He had a heart transplant, you see. And those damn heart patients (like, oh, hmmmm, I don’t know… Dick Freakin’ Cheney, perhaps?) can’t be trusted in responsible government positions.
Mean-spirited, small-minded, evil-souled sons-of-bitches, though? Hell yeah, you can trust them! Vote Conrad!
(Funny note: this scanned mailer came from Mariposa, California. Where my Grandma lives. Hi, Grandmama! Vote Conrad!)