‘k, who’s the heartless SOB in this situation?

Why does Bill Conrad (R-California’s Central Valley) think you ought not to vote for his primary opponent, Tom Berryhill?

Because Tom Berryhill "doesn’t have the HEART for State Assembly."

He had a heart transplant, you see. And those damn heart patients (like, oh, hmmmm, I don’t know… Dick Freakin’ Cheney, perhaps?) can’t be trusted in responsible government positions.

Mean-spirited, small-minded, evil-souled sons-of-bitches, though? Hell yeah, you can trust them! Vote Conrad!

(Funny note: this scanned mailer came from Mariposa, California. Where my Grandma lives. Hi, Grandmama! Vote Conrad!)

About Molly Newman

Writer, cook and trivia/spelling bee hostess, living it up in North Portland.
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3 Responses to ‘k, who’s the heartless SOB in this situation?

  1. Herm says:

    Hahahahaha.

  2. Mimi says:

    You have got to be freakin’ kidding me. Indeed, Grandma, vote Berryhill.
    I have to say, though, the Central Valley has some creepy scary politics. Pombo comes to mind…

  3. Elizabeth says:

    Good heavens. I do hope he just signed his own political death certificate. But having lived in the Central Valley for a good portion of my life (and being very glad to NOT be living there anymore….I’d say “never again” but you know what happens when you say that)….well, I’m scared.
    What does this have to do with iTunes, by the way?

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