D.C., my friends, D.C. Visiting my esteemed sister, who’s having in a baby in lo these six weeks or so. This baby is certain to be adorable, of genius-level intelligence, holding all the right political opinions, etc. (not to mention well-dressed).
But there is a problem. A problem that you may be able to help solve!
She and her husband (Joe) can NOT think of a name that they like. No no no no no. Benjamin? Not appealing to Joe. George? Hannah says meh. Theo? They both like it, but they know a number of little Theos. Jayden, Caden, Brayden, Fadin’? Um… nope.
So I figured I’d ask my infinitely wise audience for help. But just suggesting things like "Robert" and "Arthur" ("King of the Britons!") is not much fun, is it? No no no no no. What would be much more fun is suggesting CATEGORIES and inviting you to submit names in those CATEGORIES.
Undercelebrated Virtue Names
But Seriously, Folks…
Thibault/Tybalt (why the heck not?)
Xavier (they’ve actually pondered this one, and I dig it highly)
Please, please, please, help get this baby named… and since last week was National Delurking Week and I believe in celebrating things as late as possible, this would be an excellent opportunity for you silent multitudes (ha) to make yourselves known. You know who you are.