Problem #1: too much to do, too little time to do it, too freakin’ exhausted all the freakin’ time
Problem #2: shoulders and back irrevocably tweaked; can’t sleep ’cause it hurts
Solution: a double IV drip, one of caffeine (or, heck, Provigil) and one of Ambien (or, heck, chamomile tea). The Ambien goes in my right arm, because I sleep on the right side of the bed and have ample room for an IV stand between my bed and the wall. The caffeine goes in my left arm, because if it went in the right arm the tube would get all wrapped around my fingers and interfere with efficient mousing behavior.
I’m also wondering if heroin would be an effective twofer problem-solver. At the least, it would completely negate Problem #2 and probably make me completely cease to care about Problem #1. And that way I’d need only one IV stand cluttering up my house. Simplify, simplify.