Inex-frickin-plicable

Speaking of horrifying Halloween spectacles…

This is the trailer for "Repo: The Genetic Opera," starring Paris Hilton and, oddly, Sarah Brightman. Coming to theatres near you for oh, three days or so next February.

Would somebody please let me in on the joke? This is a total hoax, right? It must be. The rightness of the universe depends upon it.

Anagrams for "Repo: The Genetic Opera":
A Threepence Goiter Op
A Creepier Ghetto Peon
Prithee, Open a Cortege
Hot Teen Groper Apiece
Hip Teen: Procreate Ego
Ace Tepee Ho Reporting

Any of which would be a better, and apter, name than "Repo: The Genetic Opera." I mean, really.

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6 Responses to Inex-frickin-plicable

  1. Herm says:

    This isn’t real, is it? Is it?

  2. Summer says:

    It is real, and is being marketed more like a ” Gothic Opera “.
    The premise is that the Repo Man ( Anthony Stewart Head of Buffy fame ) is sent out to retrieve human organs if the people who received them cannot pay up. WEIRD, but I am oddly inrigued.

  3. azureavian says:

    oh Tony, how far you have fallen.

  4. summer says:

    …and is that Paul Sorvino??????
    I just noticed that…..now that’s just…..hm.

  5. Lori V. says:

    Holy. Crap. I am camping out for tickets on opening night!
    Look, Paris made another sex tape! Heh…

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