Speaking of horrifying Halloween spectacles…
This is the trailer for "Repo: The Genetic Opera," starring Paris Hilton and, oddly, Sarah Brightman. Coming to theatres near you for oh, three days or so next February.
Would somebody please let me in on the joke? This is a total hoax, right? It must be. The rightness of the universe depends upon it.
Anagrams for "Repo: The Genetic Opera":
A Threepence Goiter Op
A Creepier Ghetto Peon
Prithee, Open a Cortege
Hot Teen Groper Apiece
Hip Teen: Procreate Ego
Ace Tepee Ho Reporting
Any of which would be a better, and apter, name than "Repo: The Genetic Opera." I mean, really.