- Football (srsly, if anyone had to beat the Packers, I’m glad it was the Giants. I may feel a post brewing on Eli Manning.)
- Mogwai, also Mastodon, also Godflesh
- Fear and loathing of rom-coms
- Unstinting adoration of movies made from comic books (or sharing a comic book-style aesthetic, or leading to comic book spinoffs) (X-Men, The Crow, Sin City, Grindhouse and Army of Darkness, respectively)
Do you think President Huckabee will send me to the gender re-education camps, or do you think he’ll let me slide on account of my uncanny fondness for makeup and girly T-shirts?